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Title: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Simon Nicol on September 10, 2008, 11:55:29 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Guardian/documents/2008/09/10/cern_G2_cover.pdf

At last our role in the universe is confirmed! ;D


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: MikeB (Mike) on September 11, 2008, 12:01:56 AM
I think someone spotted and posted this earlier :D


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Simon Nicol on September 11, 2008, 12:06:19 AM
Oh sorry!    Gets coat.....   :-[



Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: MikeB (Mike) on September 11, 2008, 12:14:52 AM

Oh sorry!    Gets coat.....   :-[




Nah, they only posted a snippet, not the whole thing. Still nice to confirm your importance in potentially destroying the world, eh? :P


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Ancient Muse (Andy) on September 11, 2008, 12:17:58 AM
That's brilliant!

 ;D


... and as unintelligible as the real thing


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Dr Monk on September 11, 2008, 12:37:15 AM
I hadn't seen it before - that's superb. Of course we always thought Fairport were the centre of the universe!

Armando Iannuci was amusing on this, predicting that it'll either 1) create a black hole and destroy the world or 2) be a bit boring


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Andy on September 11, 2008, 01:28:45 AM
Simon, dear twin, just to denote your seniority, the Manchester Guardian was renamed the Guardian in 1959....

;D


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Jim on September 11, 2008, 07:41:44 AM
it'll always be the manchester guarniad here, Leslie  ::)


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: gower flower (Shirl) on September 11, 2008, 07:45:31 AM
Excellent Simon. We always knew you had a place in the universe. {:-) :-*


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Amethyst (Jenny) on September 11, 2008, 08:42:10 AM

 Of course we always thought Fairport were the centre of the universe!



That's what I said in t'other thread... and now it's confirmed... brilliant (can't understand any of it but fun!)


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Simon Nicol on September 11, 2008, 10:38:27 AM

it'll always be the manchester guarniad here, Leslie  ::)


And always in my old-fogey-style heart too Jim!


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Dad Volt on September 11, 2008, 11:32:11 AM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Guardian/documents/2008/09/10/cern_G2_cover.pdf

At last our role in the universe is confirmed! ;D

Well that's the Wintour T shirt design sorted out then!!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: PhilB on September 11, 2008, 11:33:57 AM
I always knew that Fairport have been around a long time (after all I've been a fan for 38 years). However , I wasn't aware until now that Fairport had been in at the creation of the universe.

You learn something every day


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Neil Morrell on September 11, 2008, 12:00:45 PM
I like the Cheese Quandrex.  They are, I presume, comparing Fairport Convention to the God Particle itself.


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: PaulT on September 11, 2008, 03:10:56 PM
So, if Fairport Convention are the little blue-ish ring, who or what is represented by the central core? The Guv'nor?

And will the CERN experiment finally tell us where indeed the time goes?


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: gower flower (Shirl) on September 11, 2008, 03:11:56 PM

So, if Fairport Convention are the little blue-ish ring, who or what is represented by the central core? The Guv'nor?

And will the CERN experiment finally tell us where indeed the time goes?


Nice one PaulT  8)


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: PaulT on September 11, 2008, 04:14:48 PM
It's all PDC (Pretty Damn Cosmic), as Ric might say. LHC = Lovely Holey Cr*cs.

If the experiment were being conducted at Cerne, not CERN, I would imagine that LHC could well mean something totally different - I shall leave it to people's imaginations/dirty minds.  :o


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Edthefolkie on September 12, 2008, 10:43:09 AM
This is brill! Thanks Simon for putting the link up.

Picked up Grauniad from mat, read the G2 article, and NEVER NOTICED FC ON THE DIAGRAM!

Why has my LFCRD (Lightning Fairport Convention Reference Detector) failed me? First time in 41 years.  It even detected Karl Dallas' FC review in Private Eye's Pseuds Corner around 1970. Time for a new flux capacitor Scotty.      


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Harbottle (Martin) on September 14, 2008, 09:29:16 PM
The Pegg Boson?


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: michaelfriars on September 18, 2008, 04:31:24 PM

Simon, dear twin, just to denote your seniority, the Manchester Guardian was renamed the Guardian in 1959....

;D


Sir John Betjeman always said 'Manchester Guardian' to annoy them as he was dismissed as 'arbitrary and irrelevant' by the paper.  
Simon is probably just showing his support for Sir John - who would of course have been a great fan of 'Tiny Tin Lady'.




Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: schrodingers-cat (Janey) on September 18, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
I'm sure I like the idea of them telling everyone I've been examined by a UN vet - what happened to patient confidentiality???


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Paul on September 18, 2008, 09:16:24 PM

I'm sure I like the idea of them telling everyone I've been examined by a UN vet - what happened to patient confidentiality???


Did the vet actualy open the box.  ;D ???

Paul


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Rory. on September 19, 2008, 08:27:10 AM
Someone on another forum found a link to a live webcam in the LHC at CERN


http://lhccam.com/


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: schrodingers-cat (Janey) on September 19, 2008, 10:55:12 AM


I'm sure I like the idea of them telling everyone I've been examined by a UN vet - what happened to patient confidentiality???


Did the vet actualy open the box.  ;D ???

Paul



Obviously not because I may or may not still be alive  ???


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Tasha on September 19, 2008, 04:09:07 PM

Someone on another forum found a link to a live webcam in the LHC at CERN


http://lhccam.com/


 :o ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: stripeyren on September 21, 2008, 11:04:55 AM
OK, so who broke it?


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Jim on September 21, 2008, 11:49:47 AM
dont look at me ::)


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2008, 05:24:23 PM

OK, so who broke it?


I'm okay with it.

It gives us all another few weeks....


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: AdrianW on September 21, 2008, 08:10:30 PM

Someone on another forum found a link to a live webcam in the LHC at CERN
http://lhccam.com/


Now, that's good!


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: clive on September 21, 2008, 08:41:45 PM
The answer to Life, The Universe and Fairport's next anniversary is of course...


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: MarkV on September 21, 2008, 08:45:51 PM
are we sure reality didnt change when they switched it on?  After all England did beat Croatia that evening ::)


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Jim on September 21, 2008, 08:56:44 PM

are we sure reality didnt change when they switched it on?  After all England did beat Croatia that evening ::)



you pose an interesting theory


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2008, 10:52:52 AM
That's a good point.

If it did change, how would we know? :-\


Title: Re: The Manchester Guardian Looks at LHC in CERN
Post by: MarkV on September 26, 2008, 07:45:17 PM
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That's a good point.

If it did change, how would we know?


Well i really enjoy the 4 day cropredy festival run by supergrass ;D and that hasnt changed i am sure.