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Title: RT - Additional Verse for "Fergus Laing" Post by: samnitzberg (Sam) on October 18, 2016, 06:45:21 PM From RT's facebook page today:
" I'm running out of chances to play my song 'Fergus Laing' - soon it will be, I imagine, redundant. Here's an added verse and chorus to bring it a little more up to date: Fergus Laing is a gentleman His manners are uncanny Respectfully he shakes your hand While the other hand grabs your fanny At beauty pageants, he's a saint Half-dressed contestants scream and faint When he comes backstage - 'cause shy, he ain't - And says, Hey, nice chassis! Fergus Laing loves our servicemen How eloquent he waxes Soldiers, cops, he loves them all But does he pay his taxes? 'Fanny' means something in the UK anatomically 6 inches away from the US meaning! " Title: Re: RT - Additional Verse for "Fergus Laing" Post by: StephenB on October 18, 2016, 07:29:40 PM Whereas the US version of fanny is another five-letter word beloved of presidential candidates...
Title: Re: RT - Additional Verse for "Fergus Laing" Post by: PeterJ on October 18, 2016, 09:33:57 PM Whereas the US version of fanny is another five-letter word beloved of presidential candidates... Another closely-related synonym is often used to describe one of the presidential candidates. Title: Re: RT - Additional Verse for "Fergus Laing" Post by: Yorkshire Chris on October 20, 2016, 01:05:00 PM Whereas the US version of fanny is another five-letter word beloved of presidential candidates... Another closely-related synonym is often used to describe one of the presidential candidates. Brilliant....! |