Life is a minus, Tony
Served up with knighthoods and sleaze
Wealth is an old temptation
When you're up to your knees
Ok that was the chorus now here's the verse
I'm dancing on the Spar Stores wall
Drinking beer by the sausage stall
I adore hanging round a drinking marathon.
Cropredy has got it all sewn up
We get more fanmail than the Pogues
You take the whisky out of all my sodas
Like meeting Czecs and Slavs and Ancient Romans
Cheers Nigel