Fairport punned in Private Eye

[Jamie]

In the new issue (out today). Page 31, in the 'In the City' section.

[Steve with the black dog]

In the new issue (out today). Page 31, in the 'In the City' section.

Go on....

[Rory.]

Pleeeease tell us - I can't stand that wee **** **** s**t  of a editor, so I try not to buy it now.

[frogcrutches]

Pleeeease tell us - I can't stand that wee **** **** s**t  of a editor, so I try not to buy it now.

How do you try not to buy it, Rory? Acupunture, hypnosis, or some other method.

[Jamie]

Pleeeease tell us - I can't stand that wee **** **** s**t  of a editor, so I try not to buy it now.

Well I don't want to spoil it for those who do buy Lord Gnome's organ but...



I know it's not quite up there with the 'centre of the universe' Guardian cover from a year or so back (still waiting for that one to become a t-shirt, by the way) but it is quietly satisfying to know that our boys are such a part of the fabric of our society that a casual reference like this works. Well, I think so anyway.

[Rory.]

Pleeeease tell us - I can't stand that wee **** **** s**t  of a editor, so I try not to buy it now.

How do you try not to buy it, Rory? Acupunture, hypnosis, or some other method.

self flagellation, mate, with a kipper, a torn piece of duffle coat and a clown shoe.

[Anji]

Pleeeease tell us - I can't stand that wee **** **** s**t  of a editor, so I try not to buy it now.

How do you try not to buy it, Rory? Acupunture, hypnosis, or some other method.

self flagellation, mate, with a kipper, a torn piece of duffle coat and a clown shoe.

photos, please  

[Rory.]

Can a man no hit hisel wi a kipper and a muckle great shoe in private?