Apparently the song was written about Rhyl but that wouldn't scan so nicely as Bangor
Didn't we have a lovely time the day we journeyed to Rhyl
A miserable day, we saw sheep on the way but the sun centre was brill
On the way back it reeked in the car, all the way from Prestatyn
Serves me right for not cleaning the seats after in it my labradour'd shat in