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Author Topic: Matty Groves question in Daily Mail  (Read 19829 times)
MarkV
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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2011, 08:06:34 PM »



Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

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'And in her hurry to carry the news, her bra fell off as she ran.
And when she came to the broad millstream,
She tripped and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


I thought it was "and took of her blouse and swam!"
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2011, 09:41:54 PM »




Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

Soundtrack: Trad arr. Rambling Syd Rumpo




'And in her hurry to carry the news, her bra fell off as she ran.
And when she came to the broad millstream,
She tripped and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


I thought it was "and took of her blouse and swam!"


"Disgraceful scenes as au-pair swims topless in a public place. This scandal is another sign of the disintegration of society. See shocking pictures on page 2,3,4, & 5."
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2011, 10:12:23 PM »





Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

Soundtrack: Trad arr. Rambling Syd Rumpo




'And in her hurry to carry the news, her bra fell off as she ran.
And when she came to the broad millstream,
She tripped and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


I thought it was "and took of her blouse and swam!"


"Disgraceful scenes as au-pair swims topless in a public place. This scandal is another sign of the disintegration of society. See shocking pictures on page 2,3,4, & 5."

We need a thumbs up button. Err, if you'll forgive the expression.
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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2011, 10:18:53 PM »

'How do you like my feather bed ?
And how do you like my sheets ?
How do you like my new duck-house,
That I got on expenses last week ?'
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2011, 05:31:26 AM »


'How do you like my feather bed ?
And how do you like my sheets ?
How do you like my new duck-house,
That I got on expenses last week ?'

On a small aside, the Duckhouse in question was made about 4 miles from where i sit and type, so tiss good for the local economy.

You have two fine purdey guns and I only a pocket knife, though it can get stones out of a horse hoof.
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 08:59:15 AM »


'How do you like my feather bed ?
And how do you like my sheets ?
How do you like my new duck-house,
That I got on expenses last week ?'


Very good!

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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 01:15:01 PM »

"A holiday, a holiday, and the first one of the year"
Mail Leader Comment: a legacy of the previous Government that provides yet another excuse for shiftless shirkers to do nothing.
"Lord Darnell's wife went to the church, the gospel for to hear"
MLC: and, no doubt, to seek forgiveness for her posing in naught but a bed-sheet for the local press (see pic below).

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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 02:15:42 PM »



Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

Soundtrack: Trad arr. Rambling Syd Rumpo




 her bra fell off as she ran.
and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


Methinks an anatomy lesson is required here. Wink
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 03:19:34 PM »




Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

Soundtrack: Trad arr. Rambling Syd Rumpo




 her bra fell off as she ran.
and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


Methinks an anatomy lesson is required here. Wink


Perhaps it was a very heavy bra...
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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2011, 07:03:32 PM »




Carry on?  Hmm...

"Carry On Up The FarCorn Fields"? (say it quickly...)

Jim Dale as Matty, Hatty Jacques as Lady Darnell, Sid James - his Lordship, Babs Windsor as the servant.  Kenneth Connor as the gospel preacher.

Soundtrack: Trad arr. Rambling Syd Rumpo




 her bra fell off as she ran.
and bruised the Bonnie Black Hare.'


Methinks an anatomy lesson is required here. Wink


Tsk ! Editing my statement to suit your own ends.

Do you work for the Daily Mail ?  Tongue
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« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2011, 06:56:04 PM »

Can we keep this on subject please   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2011, 08:41:38 PM »

Rhythmically, the words bear a strong resemblance to a song called "The Bitter Withy," although that one is about a young Jesus. I have always wondered if there was some connection. But I also collect bits of colored string, so what do I know?
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2011, 10:06:54 AM »

The fact that they have to ask some deadbeat on the Mail to answer their questions instead of spending 2 minutes on the Interweb says something about Mail readers. Not sure what.

Course there is the point that the Mail is so much more reliable and truthful  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2011, 07:12:01 PM »


The fact that they have to ask some deadbeat on the Mail to answer their questions instead of spending 2 minutes on the Interweb says something about Mail readers. Not sure what.

Course there is the point that the Mail is so much more reliable and truthful  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


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