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Paul Mitchell
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Drawing lions is not my strong point


« on: June 14, 2011, 09:08:32 PM »

i hope you've got your thinking cap on for this one as it could potentially be a life or death decision.

recently a member of the public forced leicester council to admit that it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. so, my question for you is.

what would be your weapon of choice should a zombie invasion become a reality? i quite like the route taken by woody harrelson in zombieland with his use of a banjo.

choose wisely.
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 08:52:06 PM »

I wd first try blasting them with Bon Jovi records at high volume as most sentien beings find that repellent.

If hand to hand combat ensued I would be tempted to try and finally find something useful to do with a didgeridoo by smacking them across the head with it ir inserting it....well...let's leave that there.
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Drawing lions is not my strong point


« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 04:17:32 PM »

i'm sure you'd do alright for yourself in that case. musical instruments really do have many many uses, although calling a digeridoo an instrument might be going too far. happy hunting.
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